What Kind of Dog Are You?

I'll happily follow behind my owner and greet the guest with an adorable lick on the hand. Humans seem to love that.
It really depends on my mood. I might run up and say hello, I might run out the door or I might go on chewing my bone. I like to keep them guessing on my actions.
I'm instinctively going to jump in front of my human as they open the door. You never know who might be out there and I want to make sure everything is safe first.
They're opening the door!? Oh boy, oh boy! I'm the first to rush up so I can just get a whiff of the fresh cool air outside.
The door!? Whatever. I might lift my head up to acknowledge someone new in the room.

Who cares.
They're going to give me a hearty steak dinner. And I'm going to love ripping through every morsel.
A sweater to keep me warm in the winter. They just love to primp me.
A squeaky toy. They know I love all the random shaped plastic things with different sounds.
A new leash. I love to go out walking, so I wear through mine pretty quickly.

I have no idea what we'll be doing. Everyday is new and unique and filled with infinite possibilities.
We'll probably all curl up together and watch a good movie. I love just hanging out with the fam.
Saturday's are stressful because everyone is home. I have to keep an extra special eye on things, so usually I'll spend the day stalking about watching over my people.
Hopefully we'll go to the park and they'll let me off my leash. I love running through the woods and rolling in the grass.
I'll usually spend the day holed up in a private corner. I hate being disturbed.

I really like it when my owners aren't around. I guess it's nice that they feed me too.
My owners love two things, shopping and cuddling, and so do I!
Oh wow, I was just so excited that out of all the other dogs in the world my owners picked ME! They recognized my unique nature and for that I love them.
My owners are kind and giving. They keep me healthy and feed and for that I owe them everything. My love for them is as boundless as the sea.
I love that they enjoy nature as much as I do. They like the outdoors, I like the outdoors, it's like we were meant to be together!

They'd say I was the cutest schnoopy, whoopy that ever walked the planet.
They would probably tell you I am filled with boundless energy.
They would probably tell you I am a total original.
My owners would say I am loyal and loving, just like they are.
They'd probably say I was completely independent.

I'm light and lissome.
I petit with a soft fur.
I probably have short fur and am a good earthy color like brown, yellow or black.
I come in all shapes and sizes. There really is no characterizing me. I'm completely unique.
I'm stocky with a solid frame.