what kind of stoner are you?

anything i can make myself really fast
just roll me up a joint brother
bong, glass pipe, bubbler, anything that draws well and looks cool
i dont give a shit man, just give me some pot, ill eat it i dont care!
idk
a bowl or a pipe, something i can pack fast and carry with me

in the woods or in my pick up truck
on the front porch hanging with my dogs
anywhere i can, but the best places are music festivals and rallies
at a party drinking some beers and cranking some killer thrash or death metal
with a bunch of people so they all can see i smoke weed
in my room after getting done with my homework

um, aint that have to do with water er somethin'?
all i know is its green so i smokes it
well of course
shit man, i think someone told me once but i was baked out of my mind and playing an intense game of beer pong
um......idk
yes, i do, i wrote a report about it for science

just plain weed
mary-jane
grass
pot
idk, guesse ive never really thought about it
i call it excactly that, or cannabis, i find it to be more intellectual to use the propper names