1. You're at a party where drinking and smoking are both included. Your best friend comes up to you with a joint and tries to pass it to you. You:
Shove it off and continue on your rum shots with chasers.
Tell him to go shove the joint up his ass and try to suck it in through his asshole and see if he gets high, then follow up your comment with a swig of vodka.
Take the joint and take in the rest of it with one big inhale, followed by a cigarette.
You agree to one hit but none other, and try to get the flavor or weed out of your mouth with a light beer.
You uppercut your friend and throw the joint in the toilet, then slam hid head into it and flush, then pull out a cigarette and puff up.
2. At a party, what is your main priority?
Get as fucked up as possible. The means of which being smoking or drinking does not matter.
Try to get your crush as drunk as possible, hopeing that she's the clingy, horny type-drunk so you'll get some action that night. Maybe even a new connection for your smokes.
Just got as drunk as possible, by what drink, does not matter. As long as it's followed with a decent chaser, and hopefully no vomitting.
Drink some, smoke some, go home fine.
Fuck parties.. I'm just gonna go get fucked up with my smoking partner in the back of my car.
I'd rather just have a shot or two with my lady friend at my house, when my parents are gone.
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