Which Discworld Character Are You?

Your language
Aloofness
Amazing memory
Energy
Cowardice
Cunning
Toughness
Cynicism
Calmness
Determination

Lack of knowlege.
Lack of courage and power.
''Kill everyone first and ask questions later'' attitude.
Skepticism.
Selfishness.
You are oblivious to everything going on around you.
You don't adhere to rules and traditions as much as everybody would like you to.
You're apathetic to everything that's going on around you (you know what's going on, but you fail to care).
You fail to completely understand people, but grasp the general concept about them.
You are a little too gruff and rough around the edges sometimes.

respect you because of your leadership and intelligence.
repect you because of your vast knowledge and, at the same time, are wary of you.
don't believe in you/see you at first, but then come to realize you exist.
think you have at least a few good points about you, but then are disappointed to find you have none. You only have moments.
look up to you for solutions when catastrophy strikes, and you somehow muddle through relatively unhurt.
thnk you're incredibly slow, and are astounded to find that you are quite useful.
look at you with disbelief at first, but after you show them what you're made of, they look at you with newfound respect and awe.
aren't happy at all to see you, but warm up to you eventually.
view you as normal most of the time, even though you're not.
think of you as odd and eccentric, but useful from time to time.

Ook ook ook.
.....Do I look like a bloody animal to you? Do you honestly think that I like going to bloody parties?
What kind of question is that? There are more important things than that.....but, I suppose I don't have a lot of friends.....
Well, I think of myself as being very sociable, but also independent.
Errrrr....as long as people aren't blaming me for things and waving around pitchforks, certainly! (nervous smile)
Here is a question: Would you like to be turned into an animal?
(grunt) Youngsters think they know everything.
Well, I'm not an animal, and I don't know what ''social'' means, but besides that . . .
For some reason, people generally shy away from me......
Friends? Oh, do you mean those strange creatures I feel crawling on my back?

Something to do with the law.
A nice easy-going profession, with power and influence over common people.
Something to do with heavy lifting, I suppose.
A profession in which I can garner respect and admiration without having to do anything.
Well, I travel a lot......I'm not good at many things.....and people know that I cause trouble.....
My job isn't pleasant at all for the client.
A job that anchors me in reality.
Some job that I can remain active in 'til the end of my days; also, I want to travel places and see sights only a few have seen.
A job that I can do practically nothing in and chances are that people will leave me be.
Something easy, and something that I can do while concentrating on the voices in my head.